Woman Spends 19 Hours in Paint Store Looking for White Paint

Posted by | August 08, 2017 | Humor | No Comments

Eagles Port, IN – A haggard Sophia Dunn sits in the open doors of an ambulance, sipping juice while mustering the courage to recount her harrowing experience in Limitless Paint Supply.

marketing tips for contractors“I just wanted white paint, she said shakily. “I’m painting a shelf for my bathroom and just wanted white paint.”
Dunn entered Limitless Paint Supply at 3pm on Thursday, July 24, and was finally discovered unconscious 10am Friday when store manager, Bobby Dent, opened the doors.

“She was just lying there, you know, unconscious,” Dent said. “I sat with her until the ambulance came. Am I a hero? I don’t know, but maybe.”

Dunn said that she was simply overwhelmed by her options. Somewhere between Moody Moonlight and Disinterested Swan, she succumbed to exhaustion, hunger, and mild dehydration.

Limitless Paint Supply offered her a half-gallon of Wintertime Thigh at no cost, the closest alternative to white that they have available. Dunn reports that it is close enough, and looks just fine.

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