New Homeowners Still Waiting for HGTV To Arrive

Posted by Adam Zobel | Fri, May 17, 2019

 New Homeowners Still Waiting for HGTV To Arrive

Two weeks after pur­chas­ing their first home, new home­own­ers Fly­nn and Mor­gan Trench­man are still wait­ing for HGTV to arrive. Their morale is high, but cer­tain­ly has begun to deteriorate.

Fly­nn, a part-time blog strate­gist, seems con­fused as he sits on the front steps of their $1,400,000 sub­ur­ban home. I don’t under­stand,” Fly­nn says. We did every­thing just right.” 

Totes,” echoes Mor­gan, a part-time drift­wood sculp­tor and full-time vegan. 

Upon fur­ther inves­ti­ga­tion, the two do indeed appear to have fol­lowed the pro­gram. First, they moved out of Morgan’s par­ents’ fin­ished base­ment, hunt­ing for a home that was com­fort­ably out­side their bud­get in a sub­ur­ban neigh­bor­hood that seemed impor­tant to them, but real­ly had no impact on their life. 

They also both were deter­mined to have 3 bath­rooms each, and an en suite for future guests that they’ll regret inviting. 

Now, they are sim­ply wait­ing for HGTV to arrive and com­plete their exten­sive remod­el. After all, the coun­ter­tops are the wrong col­or gran­ite, and the expan­sive work­shop over the garage isn’t con­ducive to drift­wood sculpting. 

Ever-hope­ful, Mor­gan decides to ven­ture down to the local craft brew­ery and lis­ten to the live music. Fly­nn reluc­tant­ly fol­lows, hop­ing to not miss the home improve­ment team while they’re gone. 

About Adam Zobel

Adam came to us with a background in teaching, writing, and a work history that included serving numerous small businesses (including assisting with content writing and marketing efforts). He was a natural fit, and enjoys connecting with our clients, creating unique content that reflects their culture and voice. We keep him busy! Adam handles blogging, email campaigns, website content creation, copywriting for print and promotional materials, social media, letters, mailers, and more. He also does a dynamo impression of Nicolas Cage, but you didn’t hear that from us. Adam lives in New Hampshire with his wife and two boys. He is also a 1st cousin of David’s wife!


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