Painter Paints Entire Exterior Dipping His Brush Once

Posted by David Chism | Wed, Jul 19, 2017

 Painter Paints Entire Exterior Dipping His Brush Once
Sun­ny­vale, TX — After years of being told by his peers that he wasn’t using the right paint­brush,” Sam Porter of Abstract Paint­ing final­ly dis­cov­ered the best paint­brush in the world. Hand­craft­ed in Nova Sco­tia, topped with fresh­ly-plucked uni­corn hair and bad­ger down, the brush imme­di­ate­ly caught Porter’s eye at a recent trade show. I don’t know how to describe it,” Porter said. I just picked it up, and it was kind of like the brush chose me, you know?” Porter proved the brush’s worth by sin­gle-hand­ed­ly paint­ing an entire home with just one dip into his paint can. He described a tin­gling sen­sa­tion, fur­ther con­fir­ma­tion that he tru­ly did have the best brush and his peers were using junk in com­par­i­son. The exte­ri­or project, com­plet­ed for Mrs. McGilli­cut­ty in Sun­ny­vale, TX, includ­ed three coats of paint across a 3 bed­room home with shiplap sid­ing. It took Porter 37 days to com­plete the work, although he claims he could have done it in 29 if he skipped bath­room breaks (he is work­ing on obtain­ing a NASA-engi­neered dia­per). I wouldn’t have believed it could be done if I hadn’t seen it myself,” Mrs. McGilli­cut­ty said with­out look­ing up from her knit­ting. Just one dip in the can. I’m hap­py it worked out and caused such a stir, but I’m more glad the work is done.” Porter says he will take a much-deserved break now, but he is excit­ed to move on to his next project. Tru­ly,” Porter said with a win­ning smile between chugs of Gatorade. The sky’s the limit.” Pur­dy and Woost­er Cor­po­ra­tions were unavail­able for com­ment on the mys­tery brush.

About David Chism

David Chism started his business out of a passion for helping small contracting businesses grow, be more profitable and become better known to their target clients. One lifelong hobby of David is using techie gadgets. So this blog is a place where he writes about technology, marketing ideas, just for fun (humor), personal thoughts on small business and more.


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