Woman Spends 19 Hours in Paint Store Looking for White Paint

Posted by Adam Zobel | Tue, Aug 8, 2017

 Woman Spends 19 Hours in Paint Store Looking for White Paint
Eagles Port, IN — A hag­gard Sophia Dunn sits in the open doors of an ambu­lance, sip­ping juice while mus­ter­ing the courage to recount her har­row­ing expe­ri­ence in Lim­it­less Paint Supply. I just want­ed white paint, she said shak­i­ly. I’m paint­ing a shelf for my bath­room and just want­ed white paint.” Dunn entered Lim­it­less Paint Sup­ply at 3pm on Thurs­day, July 24, and was final­ly dis­cov­ered uncon­scious 10am Fri­day when store man­ag­er, Bob­by Dent, opened the doors. She was just lying there, you know, uncon­scious,” Dent said. I sat with her until the ambu­lance came. Am I a hero? I don’t know, but maybe.”  Dunn said that she was sim­ply over­whelmed by her options. Some­where between Moody Moon­light and Dis­in­ter­est­ed Swan, she suc­cumbed to exhaus­tion, hunger, and mild dehydration. Lim­it­less Paint Sup­ply offered her a half-gal­lon of Win­ter­time Thigh at no cost, the clos­est alter­na­tive to white that they have avail­able. Dunn reports that it is close enough, and looks just fine.

About Adam Zobel

Adam came to us with a background in teaching, writing, and a work history that included serving numerous small businesses (including assisting with content writing and marketing efforts). He was a natural fit, and enjoys connecting with our clients, creating unique content that reflects their culture and voice. We keep him busy! Adam handles blogging, email campaigns, website content creation, copywriting for print and promotional materials, social media, letters, mailers, and more. He also does a dynamo impression of Nicolas Cage, but you didn’t hear that from us. Adam lives in New Hampshire with his wife and two boys. He is also a 1st cousin of David’s wife!


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